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lahmps

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

marauders4evr

No. No. No.
Wrong.
His name isn’t Microsoft.
That would be ridiculous.
His name’s Minecraft.

starshipspirk

actually no, its Mitochondria 

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