champagne cocaine gasoline; — the worst things about ur sign

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the worst things about ur sign

  • Aries: ur judgemental but u insist ur not
  • Taurus: ur an asshole to ur friends for no reason???
  • Gemini: u dont even know who u are
  • Cancer: u complain aLL the time
  • Leo: u think ur the centre of the universe
  • Virgo: ur needy and bossy
  • Libra: u let people walk all over u then complain about it
  • Scorpio: u get so jealous of ur friends so u dont even rly have any now
  • Sagittarius: you must be the winner!!!1!
  • Capricorn: ur boring af but u pretend ur not
  • Aquarius: u think ur better than every1 but rly just no1 likes u
  • Pisces: u just suck a lot, stop crying & getting angry
Source: thenatalchart
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