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WTF is Wrong with Your Sign

  • Aries: won't chill the fuck out
  • Taurus: boring af
  • Gemini: won't shut the fuck up
  • Cancer: clingy af
  • Leo: full of shit
  • Virgo: stick up their ass
  • Libra: fake ass bitch
  • Scorpio: evil
  • Sagittarius : can't sit their ass down
  • Capricorn : fucking smile for once
  • Aquarius: heartless
  • Pisces: spineless
fucking smile for once yeah thats me

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